You Might Be a Liberal

With  apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

 

If you think the same government that couldn’t run Social Security, the post office, Medicare, etc is capable of running a health care system, you might be a liberal.

If you had no objections to Bush being depicted as Hitler but object to the recent posters depicting Obama as The Joker, you might be a liberal.

If you protested the war in Iraq when Bush was president, but are ignoring Obama’s increase of troops in Afghanistan, you might be a liberal.

If you complained about the deficit Bush ran up in eight years, but don’t say squat about Obama spending quadruple that amount in SIX MONTHS, you might be a liberal.

If you objected to Bush’s wiretapping program intended to catch terrorists, but had no problem with Obama’s recent Flag.gov E-mail to report “fishy information” on Obamacare, you might be a liberal.

If you consider returning military veterans, and people who reject federal authority in favor of state authority or individual rights( aka people who support the 10th Amendment) right wing extremist terrorists, you might be a liberal.

If you say you want to end politics as usual, then appoint a tax cheat as the head of the IRS, you might be a liberal.

If you think disagreeing with the Bush Administration was patriotic but disagreeing with the Obama Administration is racist, you might be a liberal,

If you put the very people who caused the Fannie and Freddie mortgage crisis in the first place in charge of fixing the problem, you might be a liberal.

If you think the anti-war protesters under Bush were exercising their 1st Amendment rights, but call the people protesting Obamacare at the Town Hall meetings Nazi’s, mobsters, etc, you might be a liberal.

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Posted August 24, 2009 by Victor Chabala in Mocking Truthers

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