You Might Be a Liberal 2

If you don’t think Washington, DC is part of the problem- you might be a liberal.

If you state that a President who got just under 50% of the vote as having a mandate from the people then proclaim that nearly 52% of the vote is not a mandate you might be a liberal.

If you oppose torture, but lament the removal of the world’s worst torturer since Hitler, you might be a liberal.

If you spend more on Coffee than you do on Charity, you may be a liberal.

If you think there is a right to privacy, which appears nowhere in the constitution, but not in the free exercise of religion in public, which IS in the constitution, you might be a liberal.

If you called everyone Hitler except for that little dictator who was gassing his own people, you might be a liberal.

If you decry the sexism and suffering of women around the world, but rail against anyone who would use force to end it, you might be a liberal.

If you think that businesses are greedy because they take money that others give to them willingly, but think that governments who seize money by force are benevolent, you might be a liberal.

If you think the constitution is a ‘living breathing document’, you might be a liberal.

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Posted August 26, 2009 by Victor Chabala in Mocking Truthers

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