My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy. 🙂
You might be a Democrat if:
- If you think that GWB lied about Saddam and WMDs and Bill Clinton told the truth about Saddam and WMDs when they both said the same thing, you might be a Democrat.
- If you hyped up the 2,000th death in Iraq while ignoring the passage of the Iraqi Constitution at the same time, you might be a Democrat.
- If you think Bill Clinton, who got 43 percent of the popular vote in his second run for the presidency, had a mandate, but GWB, who got 51 percent of the vote in his second run, doesn’t, you might be a Democrat.
- If you think Al Gore and John Kerry, respectively, actually won, you might be a Democrat.
- If you thought Newt Gingrich was wrong to accept a $4.5 million cash advance on his book, but had no problem with Hillary Clinton getting an $8 million cash advance on her book, you might be a Democrat.
- If you think funerals are appropriate places for making political jabs, you might be a Democrat.
Also see: You might be a Democrat if…(Part I)
Truthers are Sanity Challenged 
Dear Vic:
Great stuff. I’m a big fan of lists, especially humorous ones. You should see my laundry list! Everything is starched!
Colonel Neville.
The intelligence claims made by the Bush Administration in 2002 were different from the ones made in the 1990s during the Clinton Administration. That is not to say, however, that Clinton’s statements were accurate. However, we do know that the war in Iraq was rationalized through false intelligence.
We read my commentary on it for further understanding:
http://warandroses.blogspot.com/2008/01/wmd-lie-that-lingers.html